October 22, 2026 · by Gary M. Penzell
Field Report: I Tried Saying It Casually Around Town For One Week
Results have been mixed but I remain optimistic.
MONDAY: Said 'cheers, you good cunt' to the mailman. He has not delivered my mail since. Investigating.
TUESDAY: Called my brother-in-law Dale a 'daft cunt' at the barbecue in my best accent. He laughed! Then Linda's sister made us both leave. Progress, though.
WEDNESDAY: Tried it at the Home Depot. A young man in an orange apron said 'okay boomer.' I said 'okay, you cheeky cunt.' We are not friends but there was respect.
THURSDAY: Rested. Watched four more episodes for research.
FRIDAY: Posted 'Good morning to all you lovely cunts' on the Facebook. Got 3 likes, 41 comments, and a phone call from my pastor. The movement is GROWING, people. Sign the petition.