THE PETITION
We, the undersigned Americans, demand the right to call each other "cunt" in the friendly British manner, without being asked to leave the Applebee's.
847 of 1,776 signatures (a patriotic number)
Recent Patriots
Gary M. Penzell — Toledo, OH
"Founder. Good cunt."
Dale Brubaker — Toledo, OH
"Gary made me sign this."
Ron (Elks Lodge) — Sandusky, OH
"Love the show. Cheeky cunts."
Linda Penzell — Toledo, OH
"I did NOT sign this. Gary stop."